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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

10.06.2025 06:07

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

-mwahh

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]